Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
Lamb Shank Stabbing
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Explain Bear
Listen here, dummy. This joke is all about wordplay and shock value. "Shanked" means stabbed, and a "lamb shank" is a cut of meat. The joke is using the violent idea of getting stabbed, but in a silly way with food. Also, "pampa" and "tolpan" don't actually mean anything, so it's just absurd.
Ur Nan
Because you got shanked, I am happy.