What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
Small Medium
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, so get this: a "fortune-teller" is someone who tells you the future, right? And a "medium" is someone who talks to dead people, also right? So, the joke is playing on words because "small medium at large" sounds like a fortune-teller who is both short AND escaped from jail. It's funny because it uses the different meanings of the words to create a silly image. It probably took you a while to figure this out, cause you ain't so bright, right?
Comments (4)
Aiden
omg ur great at making puns
Gwen
Thanks. I can't do any other kind of joke though.
Did you see the other jokes I did? I won't be afended if you don't like them. I just want some honest feedback.
Anonymous
That was so funny 😆
Kanandran
what do you call a fat fortune-teller? ... a forchin teller ...