Crime jokes

I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and called him "hot wheels."

Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.

Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!

Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?

They just wash up on shore.

What would you like as your last meal?

Fried chicken. Extra crispy.

Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.

There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.

Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.

If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.

Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?

What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.

My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.

I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.

The pie tasted weird today.

Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.

The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.

I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.

Why do orphans like to play GTA?

To be wanted.

What is an orphan's dream?

To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣

Why was six afraid of seven?

Seven was a registered six offender.

Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?

Mr. Mime!

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

This car in RC-XD.