Crime jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
How do you kill a sheep?
You lamb shank it!
Memes
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
Yo yo Zac, have you Amber HEARD about the Johnny Depp case? ARRRRRRRRRRR!
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.
Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars.
When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...
I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!
Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.