Crime jokes

Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?

What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.

My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.

I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.

The pie tasted weird today.

Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.

The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.

I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.

Why do orphans like to play GTA?

To be wanted.

What is an orphan's dream?

To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣

Why was six afraid of seven?

Seven was a registered six offender.

Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?

Mr. Mime!

Jimmy Savile should have presented Pop off the Tops instead of Top of the Pops.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

This car in RC-XD.

Why do school shooters have the best shots?

They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

A: Knock knock.

B: Who's there?

A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.

B: Package from Te-?

A: BOOM!

My grandpa has the heart of a lion,

and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?

When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.

What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.

I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.

Why did the orphan become a prostitute?

So they could finally call someone "daddy."