Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
Crime Jokes
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
This car in RC-XD.
Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?
So he could make a clean getaway!
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Jimmy Savile should have presented Pop off the Tops instead of Top of the Pops.
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
Hit 'em with the 1, 2, Jeffery Dahmer!
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Guilty or not guilty?
What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?
You cook spaghetti with his blood!
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE!”
A man in the back responds, “YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
