Crime jokes
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
If a pregnant lady murders someone, does the child get an assist?
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
I am the danger.