Crime jokes
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.