Whatβs the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
I raped your mom. I flipped her upside down and called the position "wow."
Jack and Jill went up to an abandoned house.
Jack drank too much and unzipped his fly. Jack said, "You know you wanna." Jill said, "No." So Jack locked both of them in the house and put a gag in Jill's mouth, tied her to a bed. He ripped off her dress and underwear. He took off his pants and his underwear too, then put on a condom. He then put a pill in her mouth and made her swallow. One minute later she was asleep. He took off her gag and mounted himself on her, then stuck his "candystick" in her mouth, next her fanny. Then his condom broke, but he was too drunk to notice. Nine months later a baby's born and Jack's in jail as the father.
Me: "What are you doing??"
Bully: "Where's my nan's urn?!?"
Me: "I don't know."
Bully: "Tell me!! *says worthless shit*"
Me: "Next time you're looking for the urn, don't bother, I smoked her ashes. They were so fucking good. I then used a quarter of them as an exfoliator, cleared my acne and eczema btw!! Then built sandcastles with them, then blew them in your family's face after!"
Don't bully kids.
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stranger.
Stranger who?
Stranger, why are you in my house masticating my apparent dead wife?
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
One day, a snail got robbed by two turtles.
The cops arrived and arrested the woman for killing her cheating husband, and the son was sent to child services. (Moral - no one cares about the frkn snail and turtles!)
i never under stood school shooting jokes
i guess they were aimed at younger audiences
Why do you go to the bank?
To get money.
When do you run from the bank?
When the cops come.
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
Ever heard of rape jokes?
No?
Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
Whatβs the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
