Crime jokes
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.
A tiny psychic escaped from jail, and the news said there a small medium at large.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?
He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
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My dad raped my mom, now I have a brother.
Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor.
A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm.
"This place looks scary," the kid said.
And the man replies, "I know right, I have to walk out of there alone."
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Why did the coffee file a police report? -- Because it was mugged.
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy and then I was arrested for assault.
The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
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A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
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Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
What’s pink, rusty, and covered in cobwebs?
Madeline McCann's bike.
Mommy, mommy! Are we bank robbers?
Shut up and pass me the note.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did and they ended up liking each other and getting married and living happily... wait, no, that’s not right.
Sammy actually snuck into Rayne’s house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.