Crime jokes
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
My gun is like my house, used to be full, now it's empty.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
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Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van. If you touch my van, I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan. If you steal ice cream, I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine.
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.
The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.
You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
I was taking a walk near the prison when I saw a good looking guy climbing down the fence, and when he noticed me, he gave me a sneer! It was pretty condescending.
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
Q. If a pedophile, necrophile, and a guy who is into incest are all sitting in a car, who's driving?
A. A police officer.