What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
