There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
Crime Jokes
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
