Crime jokes
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
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A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
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How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped!
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
My girlfriend said I was a ped0phi1e.
That's a big word for a 6 year old!
The rapist is a therapist.
Lol.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams?
She died.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.