Checking Balance Literally

I got fired my first day at the bank. This old lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, numbskull. The joke is that the dude *literally* checked the old lady's "balance" by pushing her over. See, "check her balance" sounds like a normal request at a bank, but this dude took it way too literally. This is funny because of the unexpected and absurd interpretation of the request. You are not so good at figuring things out, are you?

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