Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.
Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?
An RCXD.
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
