One in a Million

China has a population of a billion people. One billion.

That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.

Explanation

Experiment

Explain Bear

Listen up, smarty pants! So, China's got, like, a gazillion people, right? And if you think you're super special, like one in a million, guess what? There are still a thousand other peeps just as "special" as you in China. Boom! Roasted! You are not special. Also, stop picking your nose.