Conversation jokes
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
SCP-1540 transforms in-front of a d-class:
D-class: Whoa dude, you’re a wolf!
SCP-1540: A am a were.
Two men were talking about their wives. The first man says, "My wife is an angel." The second man says, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde. When she turns him down, he goes to her and says, "C'mon, I'm a fun guy!"
If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
OMG, you wanna hear a joke?
Nah, I don't care.
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
What did Jim say to Jeff? "I killed your ham."
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
Two old people sitting on a bench. One turns to the other and says, "My butt fell asleep." The other says, "Yep, I heard it snore a couple of times."
I met an African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.
We just clicked.
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
Hey, talk to me here!
What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?
"You are a consequence of rape!"
What did one ankle say to the other? Good morning, how are you today?
I once tried to have a family friendly conversation with a worm, but it kept its head in the dirt.