Conversation jokes

What did the cow say to the prostitute?

Moo.

So I was doing a puzzle, and I was getting triggered with it. My friend said, "It's puzzling why you're so triggered."

There is a man and a woman on a date.

The woman asked what kind of things do you love?

The table starts to lift up on the man's side and the man says sorry.

A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde. When she turns him down, he goes to her and says, "C'mon, I'm a fun guy!"

I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(

Hey updog!

What's updog?

(Laughter)

Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.

Hi, how are you doing today?

At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"

Toilet: hi You: hi what?

You: I have a nice hairline.

Your friend: Since when do you have one?

You: I forgot.

Wassup? (DYM 109)

Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?

"freshfry talk to me!"

Who is this Gwen everyone is talking about?

"I'm an orphan."

"I didn't ask."

Prince, can we please chat?

Mr. Nobody: Water you thinkin's happenin', Ol' Mr. Atlantic?

Mr. Atlantic: Something Smells Fishy...

Mr. Nobody: Well, duh, you idiot! You're an Ocean!

Mr. Atlantic: WTH!?!?????

My friend: Yo stupid.

Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?

My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*

Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.

Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.