Conversation jokes

Dog

    • billie: hi.

    me: You wanna hear a story?

    billie: Yes, sure.

    me: Once upon a time, I ran over your dog last night.

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    • Conversation memes

    Orphan

    • I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

    I say, "Your parents."

    Updog

    • Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."

    They will likely reply: "What's updog?"

    To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"

    Doctor

    • A doctor is at a bar one night and notices a young lady at the counter. He approaches her and says, "Hello there miss, pardon my intrusion, but I was curious to know, if someone were to pay you a million dollars to sleep with them, would you?"

    The young lady smiles and says, "That's a lot of money, of course, I would."

    The doctor smiles and says, "That's interesting, but what if someone were to pay you 5 dollars to sleep with them, would you?"

    The young lady says, "What, are you joking? That's no money at all. Of course, I wouldn't. What do you think I am?"

    The Doctor smiles again and says, "We already established what you are, now we're trying to establish a price."

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    • Windmill

    • Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"

    The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"