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Control jokes

Cancer

    • There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: "Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have! You don't have it because you are poor!" The poor child answers: "You're right, it's very nice, but I have one thing that you don't have!" The rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline, and all the other games that can be done outdoors and says to the poor child: "Look at that beautiful swimming pool I have! It is very big; you don't have it because you are poor!" And the poor child says: "Beautiful, it is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have." So the rich child feels bad. He says: "Wait, but I'm rich! How is it possible? I have everything I want because I'm rich. Why do you have something that I don't have?" And the poor child says: "I have cancer!"

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    • Control memes

    Rape

    • Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage?

    A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.

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    • Addiction

    • If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?

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    Community talk

    • Listen up, that dumb hamster has its own site now. Probably needs a platform because nobody here takes him seriously anymore.

    Getting the world explained to you by a rodent is the absolute bottom of the intellectual barrel. Anyone wasting their time on this small-animal content has completely lost control of their life. If you absolutely have to consume this garbage, go to wtfbear.com/en/chat/hamster - but don't come crying to me when you're even dumber than before. Who else is so lost that they actually believe the hamster has a clue?

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    • Since this site is so FUCKING dead all the time, I have a fun game for y'all to play! Every day, there's going to a poll where YOU guys control what a person named "Jamal" does. Story number 1 is going to be "BBC Bounty: Cartel Craves That N***a Nut".

    Before we start, *THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DON'T READ IF YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE (obviously no N-words and they're only censored because of Matt's rule). And hon… Read more

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