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Escape

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Good girl.

A man is sitting on a couch with his arm around a woman whose mouth is covered in duct tape and her hands and feet are tied. The text says "This could be us but you keep escaping."

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People

Gummy gummy gummy bear · 2 years ago

A bar graph showing what gives people feelings of power. Money is at the bottom, then status, and then a far longer bar for saying shhh in a loud room and everyone going quiet immediately. Text reads: WHAT GIVES PEOPLE FEELINGS OF POWER. MONEY. STATUS. SAYING SHHH IN A LOUD ROOM AND EVERYONE GOING QUIET IMMEDIATELY.

Day

《 rmk 》 · 3 years ago

we should live by this

A man stands silhouetted against a sunset. The text on the image says: "Don't let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself."

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Self-control

Chri5 · 3 years ago

This is whats going to happen to all the junior high girls on here.

A text message conversation shows one person stating, "I stopped a woman getting kidnapped today." The other person replies, "Really?! How?" and the response is "Self control". Below the text is a drawing of a man with an open-mouthed, surprised expression with his arms outstretched, palms up and the caption says "hold up."

Puppet

Willy b · 2 years ago

A side-by-side image shows a puppet on the left and President Joe Biden on the right. The text above reads, "So my question is, who has their hand shoved up Biden's ass?" Below, text states, "Their likeness is uncanny and the irony... They're both puppets."

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Sub

what’s dudeese · 2 years ago

The image is split into two parts. The top panel shows a person throwing a video game controller with the text "Me: Getting upset and throwing the controller." The bottom panel shows three people with shocked expressions and the text "Everyone else on the sub."

Place

big [fire] balls · 1 year ago

A search bar in Google shows different search suggestions, one of them saying, "there's a platypus controlling me". Below it, a platypus with glowing green eyes stares at the viewer. The text on the image reads: "YES. I CONTROL ALL!"

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Bed

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An illustration shows a bed divided into two sides. One side is labeled "MY SIDE" and appears clean and organized, while the other side contains items like "spiders", "unknown stains", "medication", "xbox controller", "two loaded handguns", and an "empty pringles can".

Voice

Anonymous · 10 months ago

Shitpost master general

A four-panel exploitable meme featuring the Trollface. The top left panel shows a beaker with yellow and blue liquid, with the text 'The voices are back'. The top right panel shows the Trollface and the text '1) do not listen to them', 'get a forklift', and 'cover yourself in oil'. The bottom left panel shows the Trollface again, surrounded by various bizarre and disturbing commands like 'cover yourself in oil', 'find a sturdy metal chair', 'place buttered toast on a cat's back', 'find two magnets', 'get a forklift', 'buy 1kg of pure mercury', 'let us take control', 'you did this to yourself', and 'kill them all', with the heading '2) resist their commands'. The bottom right panel shows the Trollface with an even more chaotic and layered jumble of text, including many of the previous commands, self-blaming phrases like 'you did this to yourself', 'we can't outrun your sins', and 'this is your fault', and the large, distressed red text '3) make it stop' and 'MAKE IT STOP'. The overall image depicts a descent into a desperate mental state.

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Surveillance

Heroin Monkey · 5 months ago

A man in a dark suit stands with his back to the viewer, observing a giant, segmented screen displaying a huge, close-up image of another man's face, who looks contemplative or concerned. The scene is reminiscent of high-level surveillance. The text overlay reads: "How it feels to secretly put a camera in bro's room so you lowk only text him when he's gooning."

Comment

Galokin · 2 years ago

The image shows a meme with three panels. In the first, the text says "I delete my comment I worked the last 5 minutes on" next to a meme man with his hands on his head and the text "Panik". In the second, the text says "I saved it with Control+C" next to the meme man with calm face and the text "Kalm". In the third panel, the text says "I press on Control+C instead of Control+V in the marked area" next to the meme man with his hands on his head and the text "Panik".

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Shot

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a meme comparing the reactions of three U.S. presidents, Ronald Reagan, John F. Kennedy, and Theodore Roosevelt, to being shot. For Ronald Reagan, the text says he "gets shot once," "cries about it," and "immediately enacts gun control like a scared baby." For John F. Kennedy, it says he "gets shot twice," "eats the first shot for breakfast," and the "second shot blows his brains all over his wife on live TV like a boss." For Theodore Roosevelt, it says he "gets shot once while giving a speech in front of a huge audience," "laughs it off," and "continues to give his speech for the next hour while roasting the would-be assassin."

Day

Madballs · 2 years ago

A silhouette of a person standing on a hill with text: "Don't let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself."

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Account

Shitpost master-general · 8 months ago

A screenshot of a Twitter (or X) feed on a dark background. The top section shows 'Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper' with a 'Subscribe' button and the text 'BREAKING: Official Elmo account hacked'. Below this are three posts from a verified 'Elmo @elmo' account.
The first tweet, posted '44s' ago, reads: 'Elmo says ALL JEWS SHOULD DIE. FUCK JEWS. DONALD TRUMP IS NETANYAHU'S PUPPET BECAUSE HE IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES. JEWS CONTROL THE WORLD AND NEED TO BE EXTERMINATED.'
The second tweet, posted '7m' ago, reads: 'RELEASE THE FILES @realDonaldTrump CHILD FUCKER'.
The third tweet, posted '10m' ago, reads: 'Kill all Jews.'
The bottom of the screenshot shows '7:22 PM . 13 Jul 25 . 2.2M Views'.

Boyfriend

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A blue wire cage with colorful plastic tunnels and accessories, against a white background. Text overlay reads "if i had a boyfriend i'd put him in here."

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Insult

Pankake · 1 year ago

This is for explain bear. Pls stop doing ur poor insults bc we feel sad inside when you are being a b* ☹️ if you say a insult no more honey 🍯 for u 😌

A close-up shot of a small, fluffy gray bird with an intense, angry expression. It's perched on a dark, narrow ledge with a blurred yellow background.

Rabbit

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

An illustration of Winnie the Pooh, depicted in a serious and somewhat menacing manner, with a pensive expression, sitting in what appears to be a dark pool or bath. A dark, thin object, possibly a hookah, is visible next to him. The background is dark with horizontal stripes, giving a dramatic, almost crime-boss-like ambiance. Text above reads: 'rabbit has failed to protect honey production. he will be reassigned. tame the hundred acre wood, tigger. free the honey. i'll make you christopher robin's best friend'.

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Year

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A person sits in a green room. The meme text says: "7 year old me staring at my controller trying to find L3."

Character

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows three panels. The top two panels show an anime character with dark hair in emotional distress. The text reads "Sometimes I'm not me" and "Sometimes He controls me". The bottom panel shows a bright green cartoon character with red gloves.

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Condom

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a chart comparing the effectiveness of different birth control methods. Condoms and birth control pills are shown with 99% effectiveness. A picture of a man is next to the text "Dipping Your Cock In Flexseal" with a 100% effectiveness.

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