Regulation jokes
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
How do you make a blow job OSHA compliant? You add a railing!
Guns control.
Gun control...
Got fired from the bank yesterday.
They caught me drinking on the job.
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"
Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?
Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.
A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing something good.
Why is suicide illegal?
Because it destroys government property.
Brother 2: We have these weird circles on the street! Government is tracking us!!!
Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And it's the government.
Brother 2: Then why are there two in the left turn lane?
Brother 1: So one car isn't always going left and stopping the others.
Brother 2: Then why are they one car apart? Oh, to have three people going.
Brother 1: Correct. When I see one car on the first, I go on the second so my light changes.
Brother 2: You monster.
Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight?
Brother 2: HA. Yo mama would trigger the sensor.
Brother 1: ARG. It's OUR MAMA you're disrespecting.
Mother (brother 1): What's going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY!
Brother 2: I think you should take your pills.
Brother 1: Found them.
*imaginary mother and brother fade away*
Thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him.
Btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to pull a permit, one to schedule the inspector, and one to change the bulb.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
If prostitution had a tax-exempt status, and if an adult bookstore had a tax-exempt status because of a glory hole, churches would have to do something else to keep their tax-exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business.
Ratio.
Later (DYM 125)
Man, I hate the government.
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
Community talk
As a comminuty, I know we hate alts. They spam pictures, they roleplay, they ARE indeed annoying. But do things need to be this way? Yes, we dont like the way the alts talk, but think about it, ALTS have changed throughout the history of wje. We ALL used to be an alt, even if we didn't roleplay, we didn't always fit in at first, but we came in a more accepting time. I'm not saying we should let alts be annoying and r… Read more
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