What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator
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I painted my black ps5 white so the controller would run faster
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
i'ts best not to say hail satan because he can't control the weather!
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller? The Joystick
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar just kidding he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have it,but you don't have it because you are poor! The poor child answers:You're right it's very nice but i'have one thing that you don't have! The Rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline and all the other games that can be done outdoors and tells ti the pope child: looks that beautiful swimming pool I have is very big you don't have it because you are poor! and the poor child says: Beautiful is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have. So the rich child feels bad he says: Wait but I'm rich, how is it possible? I have everything i want because I'm rich.Why you have something that I don't have? And the poor child says : I have cancer!
gun control....
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours
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If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short term memory disorder and dyscalculia so please remember that no-one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair. The man who controls the chair asks for any last words. The prisoner reply’s with: “Can you hold my hand?”
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible
What is the difference between an Isis training, camp and a school?
Not sure I just fly the drone
What do orphans not see on controller- home button
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
Whats the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
How did Voldemort lose his nose? From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
What was the incontinent farmer's greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn't control his peas!!!
