Computer jokes
Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
Hi, I...
Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.
The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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