Computer jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
ENTER PASSWORD.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
RESET PASSWORD.
NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.
Sets fire to computer.
Why did the computer go to bed?
It needed to crash.