Computer jokes
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
Error code 404. "Will to live" not found.
Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working.
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
Joe.
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
My PC.
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?
You don't want your computer to go down on you.