"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
Does anyone know how to add pictures? Like, I need to know.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerk.
Jerk who?
This website who!
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?
Don't touch my bot.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
How does a tree get online? They log in.
Here are 20 jokes for you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
How does a bee style its hair? With a honeycomb!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer!
I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
I like my girls like my file systems...
FAT and 16.
What's the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer?
I don't know, I have both!
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
