Computer jokes
I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
Yo mama so fat that she broke your computer!
lol
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
Women say men are trash.
Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...
Shresh
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
Guess McAfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses.
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
Goats are so lazy these days. Computers have more RAM.
What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?
You don't want your computer to go down on you.
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
3 men go to hell. Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer, you go to heaven.
The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers. He goes to hell. The next man asks if he knew how to make furniture. He goes too. The third man pokes a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle, asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said "nope this one"😂
Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?
Because their computers flashed, "Virus blocked!"
What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.
"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."
When Stephen Hawking died, I assume his computer crash caused it.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.