Computer jokes
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own “website.”
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
How does a tree get online? They log in.
Virus Scam????
American: How do you use a PC?
Amish: We use a potato.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"
"Wait! I can explain everything!"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.