300+ Best Computer Jokes - Page 18 - Worst Jokes Ever

Cold

GG Miller · 2 years ago

Why did the computer catch cold?

It left a window open.

Bot

BilAndThePyros · 7 years ago

Don't touch my bot.

Teacher

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A classroom scene where a projector displays an image of a muscular man smiling, holding up his foot which is covered in a brown spread resembling Nutella, next to a jar of Nutella. A student sits at a desk to the left with a laptop. Overlaid text reads: 'Teach forgot his computer and asked for mine 🥺'

Stephen

Me · 8 years ago

Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.

Orphan

mincraft kid · 5 years ago

Why do orphans play Minecraft? So they can at least build a home.

Stephen Hawking

Ryan Haywood · 9 years ago

What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?

The Windows shutdown sound plays.

Death

PapaPony · 8 years ago

Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.

Connection

Swf · 1 year ago

A three-panel comic shows a person sitting at a computer. The first two panels show a download progress bar at 78%, with a person at the computer looking bored. The third panel shows the same download progress bar, now with a "Troll connection" and "lost connection" message displayed and the person is absent. In the right panel, the person has thrown the chair and the computer table. A rage face image lies on the floor.

TikTok

Swf · 2 years ago

A four-panel comic shows a character named Billy at a computer searching "How to deinstall TikTok?" on Google. The bottom panels show an FBI agent who monitors Billy's searches saying, "Oh, Billy..." and "I'm really proud of you."

Game

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A young man wearing a headset is sitting in a gaming chair and holding a bowl with a spoon in it. Text overlay: "Me pretending to get mad at the game after I died on purpose so I could finish my food."

Generation

Nintendo Fan · 1 year ago

The meme contrasts the lives of "My parents in their 20s" versus "Me in my 20s." The first image shows a couple standing in front of a house, and the text reads, "Let's buy this house and have 3 children". The second image shows a person in front of a computer screen creating the first part of the meme.

Digital art

Hailey ❁ · 3 years ago

Damn it I discovered digital art. Made this for my laptop lockscreen 😂 I drew the panda btw

A cute panda waves with the text "You don't know my password" on a black background with small white dots and a crescent moon.

Control

Galokin · 2 years ago

The image shows a meme with three panels. In the first, the text says "I delete my comment I worked the last 5 minutes on" next to a meme man with his hands on his head and the text "Panik". In the second, the text says "I saved it with Control+C" next to the meme man with calm face and the text "Kalm". In the third panel, the text says "I press on Control+C instead of Control+V in the marked area" next to the meme man with his hands on his head and the text "Panik".

OC

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘 · 3 years ago

This is one of my OC's computer generated with my input

A cartoon style image of a small child with brown hair in a ponytail, wearing a yellow and blue striped shirt and dark shorts. The child is standing in a forest-like environment.

Online class

GG Miller · 2 years ago

A six-panel image showing various reactions to online class situations. The top left panel shows a muscular person struggling, labeled "The teacher trying to unmute us". The top right shows a villainous face, labeled "Me telling her to press alt + F4". The middle left shows a fish with its mouth open, labeled "The kid with the loud mic". The middle center shows a dog, labeled "Her dog in the background". The middle right shows a puppy, labeled "The kid trying to learn". The bottom left panel shows a man at a laptop, labeled "My FBI agent". The bottom right shows a cat, labeled "The kid with slow internet".

Tech Support

DIANEE · 1 year ago

A bearded dragon is wearing a headset and laying on top of a book with the text: "HELLO, TECH SUPPORT. YOU HAVE A BUG IN YOUR COMPUTER? SOUNDS TASTY."

Charger

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me on Monday morning with both my phone and computer

A picture of Kevin Hart with a sad expression. The text says: How you look when you wake up & the charger wasn't plugged in.

Monitor

Chri5 · 3 years ago

For all the gamers.

The image shows four panels. The top two panels show Gandalf from "Lord of the Rings" looking in different directions with the text "Monitor 1" and "Monitor 2" respectively. The third panel shows Gandalf looking confused with the text "Where is the cursor?". The fourth panel shows two men from "Jurassic Park" in a car with the text "The cursor: Stay absolutely still. His vision is based on movement".

Accident

Bozo · 3 years ago

The meme shows a Google search bar with the text 'help i accidentally' and a list of search suggestions such as 'help i accidentally summoned a lemon,' 'help i accidentally built a shelf,' 'help i accidentally built a jeep,' and 'help i accidentally microwaved my brother.' Below that, there is an image of a skeleton sitting at a computer looking confused and a small picture of a boy giving a thumbs up. Above them, text reads 'oh god i have done it again.'

Account

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

managed to log into cupcakes mcdonalds account

Screenshot of the McDonald's app showing 2,010,520 points in the My Rewards section.

Community talk

エレン・イェーガー

messaging from my older brother's gaming laptop.

Jomoki

hi bby im on the hpouse computer rn ill try to cal u again aroun d the same time

Jomoki

mal i gto caught with the compiuter ill tty asap i love oyu more than anything and mort than anyone you are my stars you arfe my moon you are my whole universe ILYSM and im sorry MUAH