Computer jokes
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.
I don't think she lskdjfklsdjf.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
What does a computer scientist do when someone tries to fight him?
He waves his arms like a space invader.
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work.
What is missing on an orphanage computer? The motherboard.
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
Johnny eats a lot of ham, so he catches lots of spam.
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Why do orphans play Minecraft? So they can at least build a home.
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.