Computer jokes
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.
Welcome to our Computer Show.
I'm Mars Argo.
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What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
This is one of my OC's computer generated with my input
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer?
There is sperm on the screen.
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
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You do not spell "computer" like this; you spell it like this: "cumputer."
So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!