8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, Iβm just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
Why canβt orphans have a computer?
Because they donβt have a home page.
Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy anLet's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste.
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer?
There is sperm on the screen.
You do not spell "computer" like this; you spell it like this: "cumputer."
So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
Yo mama so fat that she broke your computer!
lol
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
Women say men are trash.
Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...
