Computer jokes
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
Stephen Hawking tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
I have achieved portable anime girls
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerk.
Jerk who?
This website who!
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.
One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.
One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.
The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"
Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.
ENTER PASSWORD.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
RESET PASSWORD.
NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.
Sets fire to computer.
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.