Computer jokes
What is missing on an orphanage computer? The motherboard.
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
Looks like URL encoding is enabled for special characters inside comments. Good job to whoever developed this website!
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work.
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.
I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
Why did the computer go to bed?
It needed to crash.
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.