New Computer Jokes

What did the rapper say to the computer?

“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW”

Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?

What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?

The space bar... it lets them space out their RHYMES

Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish." Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."

What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?

"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE”

Yo papa was so dumb he didnt know how to turn on his computer

So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work

My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer. I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.

A guy who just got robbed says "I've been hacked and the hacker ransomware."

My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.

When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.

Why did the computer go to bed? It needed to crash.

Why did the computer catch cold? It left a window open.

I went up to a orphan bully and I said"here look I made a website" the orphan likes it but the kid says"I forgot one feature tho.the home button.

POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the mothervoard

Here are 20 jokes for you:

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner! Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them! How does a bee style its hair? With a honeycomb! Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs! Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up! Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me! Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels! Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems! How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer! I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.