Complaint jokes
I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.
He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
Man goes to the doctor. He has a banana sticking out of one ear, a carrot sticking out of the other ear, and a green bean sticking out of one nostril.
"Doctor, I'm not feeling well," the man complains.
"Well, it's no wonder," the doctor replies. "You're not eating right!"
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
so funny
i'll be the minion on the right
Community talk
sw sucks
Hello everyone,
It is very important to me that a friendly atmosphere prevails in the community. Unfortunately, there have been complaints about moderators making insulting, racist or homophobic comments. Such behavior is unacceptable here, and as a result, I had to make some changes to the moderation team today.
If there are similar incidents in the future (or something else), feel free to create a post here to contact me. I read all posts and will take care of the matter. If you want to report something privately, you can also do so via email. My address is info@worstjokesever.com