Passenger

Passenger memes

Jokes

Flight Attendant

It was dinner in the plane, and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.

"What are my choices?" the passenger said.

"Yes or no," the flight attendant replied.

Titanic

What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?

The lobsters in the kitchen.

Death

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, but not like the other passengers in the car with him.