Bad

Joe

My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.

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Bad

Damyanl27

My wife thinks i’m immature, so I told her to get out of my fort.

Game

UberJokes

What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?

‘Fortnite’

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Pillow

Anonymous

Mom: you need to grow up. your so immature

Me: glares get out of my castle …

Mom: it’s a pillow fort

Me: why cant i have an imagination!?

Mom: your almost 19 years old

Me: not good enough … OUT!

Knight

Anonymous

I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks It’s my fort knight

Wife

Anonymous

My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my “boys fort”…

Lead

Melodee

If you spin a fidget spinner You’ll end up spinning it too fast when you end up spinning it too fast It will make you fly away when you fly away you’ll end up in a tree when you end up in a tree You’ll see that your friends are hanging out without you When you see that your friends are hanging out without you You’ll run away in the woods because your sad When you ran away in the woods you’ll see a bear when you see a bear it will chase you when the bear chases you you’ll build a fort to protect yourself when you build a fort to protect yourself You than notice your lonely You’ll become friends with the bear When you become friends with a bear, you’ll start to act like a bear when you start to act like a bear You will become a bear DO NOT BECOME A BEAR NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER

Puns

Punny Dude

Tonight Im Making A Fort, Im Calling It Fortnite