Complaint jokes
Why do I have to do the stupid joke, mum?
I asked my North Korean friend how it is to live there.
He said he couldn't complain.
I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.
He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.
We stopped by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us, "I am wan kin the manager." So we just left in disgust!
I hate my wife.
U can vent here idc.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
Alles tut weh.
This guy looked down the aisle and asked, "Hey, are those kids all yours?" And I replied: "No, I work for a condom company, and these kids are just all of my complaints."
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.
Man goes to the doctor. He has a banana sticking out of one ear, a carrot sticking out of the other ear, and a green bean sticking out of one nostril.
"Doctor, I'm not feeling well," the man complains.
"Well, it's no wonder," the doctor replies. "You're not eating right!"
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
Little Johnny got a train set for Christmas. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says, "Alright, you motherfuckers get off here, and you motherfuckers get off here." His mom comes rushing in and says, "Little Johnny, we don’t use that kind of language, go to your room and think about what you did!"
After a few hours, she lets him out of his room. He goes back to play with his train set. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says, "Okay, you guys get off here, and you guys get off here. And if you have any complaints about the two hour delay, take it up with the bitch in the kitchen."
Your birth certificate is a complaint to the condom factory.
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.
After the plane takes off, a woman sitting behind the man asks him, “Are all of them yours?”
“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.
Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs, and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: "Super cauliflower, eggs, but cheese was quite atrocious." (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)