Complaint jokes

A man complains to a slave dealer: "The slave you sold me died!"

"By the gods," replies the dealer, "he never did that when I owned him!"

This isn't even a joke, honestly. Rape victims bitch all the time, and they have a god complex. Hope they go through it again.

What do black people and sports cars have in common?

Getting a noise complaint for being so loud.

Why do I have to do the stupid joke, mum?

I asked my North Korean friend how it is to live there.

He said he couldn't complain.

What did the rapper say to the computer?

“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”

I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.

He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.

I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.

I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."

I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.

All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."

I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.

We stopped by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us, "I am wan kin the manager." So we just left in disgust!

A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back." "What do you expect?" he says, "You're in a fucking wheelchair!"

If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂

My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*

Wayne Couzens, the police officer who killed Sarah Everard, has been complaining about receiving a whole life tariff for her murder...

I think he should count his blessings. He could have had it worse...

He could have married her!

A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."

I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."

I hate my wife.

U can vent here idc.

Why are most dark jokes about orphans?

They can't complain to their parents.