Common jokes

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.

Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?

Ben: I don't know.

Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.

What do orphans and TVs have in common?

At least one of them has a home.

What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?

A monkey caused worldwide outrage.

A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....

What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?

Everyone gets a turn ;)

Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?

A: Fu@king close to water!

What do women and Nvidia have in common?

They both do not make very good drivers.

What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?

They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.

What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.

What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

What do a priest and a pedo have in common?

Nothing, they both like kids.

What do Israel and Epstein have in common?

"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."

What does a hooker and butter have in common?

They both spread for bread.

What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?

One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.

What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?

They have no "why home" 👹

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.

They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.

He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.

What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?

Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.

What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?

They are both hung.