Common jokes

What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?

They both kidnap Canadian women!

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.

What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?

They believe their own lies.

Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?

Ben: I don't know.

Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.

What do orphans and TVs have in common?

At least one of them has a home.

What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?

A monkey caused worldwide outrage.

What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?

They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.

A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....

Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?

A: Fu@king close to water!

What do women and Nvidia have in common?

They both do not make very good drivers.

What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?

They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.

What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.

What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

What do a priest and a pedo have in common?

Nothing, they both like kids.

What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?

You’ve got to get more than one down.

What does a hooker and butter have in common?

They both spread for bread.

What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?

Nothing, they are both orphans.

What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?

They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.

What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?

They go to infinity and beyond.

What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?

One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.