What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
what do a fat woman and bricks have in common, them both get layed by Mexicans
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools
What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don't they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(just a joke, no offense)
What do tampons and your sister have in common!
What do sex and food have in common? Grandma makes both better.
What do genders and the twin towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter? They both have torn rotators.
What do orphans and police not have in common
The police can actually go home
what does a zebra and I have in common? We both have stripes.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common? They wait to be filled with a big load
What does Kurt Cobain and emo kid have in common ? They both smell like "Teen Spirit"
What does my family and the twin towers have in common: We both played jenga
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
What do orphans have in common with mute children
They can't talk to there parents
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people "WHERES THE MEAT!"
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered
