Common jokes
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?
A: Fu@king close to water!
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.