Common jokes
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.
He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.