Common jokes
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?
A: Fu@king close to water!
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.