Common jokes
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?
A: Fu@king close to water!
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.
He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...