What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common
They have no why home👹
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common? One of these days, we’re both are gonna be hanging from the ceiling
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One day the mailman came to drop the mail off then he ask if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah the thing is my mom was coming out the shower naked and when she open the door it was me and the mailman. Now when the mailman sees me he says to me we got something in common we both saw your mom naked.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common? They hang by nails
What did the girl and the orphan have in common there parents wasn’t home
What does fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower
What do my dad and Nemo have in common they both can’t be found
Whats dose my dad and the twin towers have in common they used to be with us, now its just a sensitive topic.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common they both wanna die and cut so they can die faster but they are already dead already dead to me!
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them
what do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common. ones the pull it out everyone wants to be there friend.
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what do orphans and spiderman have in common
they both have no way home
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common? Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten year olds
What do the twin towers and genders have in common
Noone shuts up about them.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched
