Common jokes
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?
They both make terrible hunters.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.