Its sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as- wild dogs
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I'm still here
Someone asked me why I'm Still here...the answer is simple I don't want to be used as a school assembly
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
For boys Life is a lot like a penis simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hardš©šš
what's the difference between ironman and ironwoman? one is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speakerās circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his driver (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speechmaking.
āI have an idea, boss,ā his driver said. āIāve heard you give this speech so many times. Iāll bet I could give it for you.ā Einstein laughed loudly and said, āWhy not? Letās do it!ā
When they arrived at the dinner, Einstein donned the driver's cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The driver gave a beautiful rendition of Einsteinās speech and even answered a few questions expertly.
Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobodyās fool. Without missing a beat, the driver fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, āSir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my driver, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me.ā
When Kim jong-un said nuke the chinese, he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.
I am crying tears of joy rn.š I was wrongfully denied my visa .ā ļø They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted. The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered Pristiano Penaldo š.I was right guys ā š«
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend he said " it's simple , she pushes all the right buttons "
2 simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you step 1. Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size) step 2 . Run through Africa with that bottle of water. Perfect now You got yourself half the population there following you
46. I made a website for orphans. It doesnāt have a home page.
52. Whatās the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I donāt have a Lamborghini in my garage.
54. What is the difference between Iron man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple you don't.
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says: 'Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears, says 'But doctor... I am Pagliacci.'
People always ask what the secret of our families happiness is. It is simple really. 1 Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week. 2. We all give each other a hand when needed. Last but not least we play twister.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand Tourists in a 15 seater bus? Simple. All in the ashtray.
a friend texts to another "hey", they reply, "What's up?". The first friend then replies with a simple answer, "the sky!", but the other friend intervenes and says, "no it's the ceiling!". To then the first friend finishes the greeting with, "unless you're homeless or six feet under."
Did you know, curing boredom is quite simple. For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry. Simple, kill his family. Thatāll definitely turn on the waterworks.