Ordinary jokes

What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."

I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.

I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.

I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.