Ordinary jokes
What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
Memes
An ordinary image of different types of hairstyles.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.
I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Community
Ode to FeetLust
There once was a user named FeetLust, so sly, With a twinkle of Skibidi in his eye. He danced to the beat of the Sigma tune, In Ohio's halls, beneath the moon.
FeetLust was no ordinary lad, He dabbled in memes, both strange and rad. A master of trends, with moves so swift, In the land of the weird, he'd always lift.
Ohio’s winds whispered his name, Sigma’s aura, his claim to fame. Skibidi's sway, his finest trait, FeetLust’s style? Oh, it's great!
A legend of laughs, with a twist of bizarre, In the depths of the internet, he's a star. So here’s to FeetLust, wherever he roams, In the land of the odd, he's made it his home.
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