The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
Next time at Walmart, I'm going to scan my wrist. They are basically barcodes.
Saying I'm sorry and I apologize are basically the same thing... except at a funeral.
If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing
What does the Bible stand for? Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!
And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
Hey guys, its Hailey here.
Ima start off with henlo ;-;
I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.
So, Jake. We can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.
Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.
I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.
Also, You won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;
A man had moved to a new country with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there, telling them he wanted his dog to be groomed.
The man behind the counter responded with "yes happy dog, come back in little hours." So the man left and came back a couple hours later. When he asked about his dog, he was given a box of jerky. He found out "Happy Dog" was the name of the place where dogs become food.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
if u text ur crush and they leave u on read, just know that read has four letters. yk what also has four letters? mine. so that basically means that you are theirs. :)
