BASIC Jokes

The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.

Next time at Walmart, I'm going to scan my wrist. They are basically barcodes.

Saying I’m sorry and I apologise are basically the same thing... except at a funeral

If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.

Little girls are like basic math, if there under 13 you do them in your head

Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.

if an orphan takes a selfie... isn’t it basically a family portrait?

jesus and satan are just basically homer and flanders. one tries to help the other, only for satan to just say "shut up".

Life lesson guys:

Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.

What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?

2 slices of Brad.

God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing

What does the Bible stand for? Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth

Playing soccer in a wheelchair basically rocket league in real life

I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend enyaw . I cba with jokes basically me and enyaw always scissor

So as a school shooter, I try to remember my abc's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN! And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speaks to me about the rest.

Hey guys, its Hailey here.

Ima start off with henlo ;-;

I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.

So, Jake. We can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.

Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.

I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.

Also, You won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;

A man had moved to a new contry with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there telling he wanted his dog to be groomed. The man behind the counter responded with "yes happy dog, come back in little hours" so the man left and came back a couple hours later when he asked about his dog he was given a box of jerky he found out "happy dog" was the name of the place where dogs become food.

If you mixed the iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad what would you get? Tony Abbott's career

if u text ur crush and they leave u on read, just know that read has four letters. yk what also has four letters? mine. so that basically means that you are theirs. :)