Common jokes
Trump and Anakin Skywalker have something in common: they’ve both killed a lot of sand people.
What do a priest and Life have in common?
They both get harder when kids are around.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with David Beckham?
They both dribble.
What do black people and sports cars have in common?
Getting a noise complaint for being so loud.
What do Humpty Dumpty and Ace from KISS have in common?
They both had a great fall.
What do pedophiles and guitars have in common?
They both fingered A minor.
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
Q. What do iPads and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
A. Kids turn them on.
What do you and Quasimodo have in common?
You're both hideously ugly and hide in the dark.
What do Woody and Hitler have in common?
Their bodies go limp before they get caught.
Q: What do hookers and kittens have in common?
A: They both get dumped on deserted back roads.
What do blonde chicks and Asians have in common?
They both drive with their blinker on.
What do guns and women have in common?
They both get cocked and loaded.
What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.
What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?
Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.
What do Michael Vick and John Wick have in common?
Got into deep shit when it came to dogs.
What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?
They both have very little air to breathe.
What do hockey players and cops have in common?
They both use sticks to hit something black.
What do George Floyd and Jordan Neely have in common?
Both can't breathe.
What do Diddy and Turkish men have in common?
They both use lots of oil.