Common

Common jokes

What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.

9/11

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.

Twin Towers

What do planes and offices have in common?

They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.

Twin Towers

What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

Twin Towers

What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.

Woman

What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?

They both come with a toy.

Canadian

Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.

What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?

They're both dangerous to children.

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

Little boys turn them on.

What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.