What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
what does rapboat and caseoh have in common? They're both chubby
What do spiders and Black people have in common? When they’re black, they kill you
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common? They both enjoy digging up the past
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common? I don’t care if they have either of them
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
What does nail polish and panties have in common? Both come off with alcohol
What do Black people and chains have common? both work better with chains on them?
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.
He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common? They both be fucking sugar daddies
What does the long distance call in a black person have in common? They both don’t work
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
