Common jokes
What do you and Quasimodo have in common?
You're both hideously ugly and hide in the dark.
What do Woody and Hitler have in common?
Their bodies go limp before they get caught.
Q: What do hookers and kittens have in common?
A: They both get dumped on deserted back roads.
What do blonde chicks and Asians have in common?
They both drive with their blinker on.
What do guns and women have in common?
They both get cocked and loaded.
What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.
What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?
Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.
What do Michael Vick and John Wick have in common?
Got into deep shit when it came to dogs.
What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?
They both have very little air to breathe.
What do hockey players and cops have in common?
They both use sticks to hit something black.
What do George Floyd and Jordan Neely have in common?
Both can't breathe.
What do Diddy and Turkish men have in common?
They both use lots of oil.
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.
What do dicks and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What do Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, and Rashida Tlaib all have in common?
All four of them are garbage.
What do feminists and whores have in common?
Daddy issues.
Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?
A: They both like to eat kids in and out.
What do peanut butter and a prostitute's legs have in common?
They’re both easy to spread.