Common jokes

What does a kite and a criminal have in common?

They both get high.

What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?

Once they turn 18, they never come back.

What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?

Icy dead people.

What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?

Tying.

What do feminists and tampons have in common?

They're both stuck-up cunts.

What do orphans and police not have in common?

The police can actually go home.

What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?

Criminals are wanted.

What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?

They both have torn rotators.

What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.

What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.

What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?

One won't let you down, while the other will.

What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?

They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.

What does a hooker and butter have in common?

They both spread for bread.

What do Myspace and my dad have in common?

I haven't seen them in a while.

What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?

They will never grow up.

What do women and Nvidia have in common?

They both do not make very good drivers.

What do birds and planes have in common?

They both fly into building windows.

What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?

They are both gay.

What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.