Common jokes
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
Q. What do Danielle Smith and a squirrel have in common?
A. They both always have a mouth full of nuts.
One day the mailman came to drop the mail off, then he asked if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah. The thing is, my mom was coming out of the shower naked, and when she opened the door, it was me and the mailman.
Now, when the mailman sees me, he says to me, "We got something in common, we both saw your mom naked."
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
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What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.