Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
(it said post common jokes)
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
There both mc lovin what there eating.
Joe: what do the leafs and the titanic have common Ben: idk Joe: they both look good in till they hit the ice
What do orphans and tvs have in common? At least one of them have a home
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids company.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common? A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common? No one likes them
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
What does a human and a cat have in common, both takes my bed
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common? A: Fu@king close to water!
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late, his best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure" he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?' "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common they both have a creamy center
mississppi is a long word. how do you spell it?
What do 9-11 and a fighter have In common they both have a one two combo
What do British politics and transgender people have in common? - Both aren't what they used to be...
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common
They have no why home๐น
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common They both say "Hello children"
