Common jokes
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.