Common jokes
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
What do a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.
He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.