What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common there parents wasn’t home
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
what do orphans and spiderman have in common
they both have no way home
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten year olds
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common
They never get old
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
