Common jokes
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.
He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?
They both have very little air to breathe.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.