Common jokes
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call ten lesbians in a room together? Fingerhut.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet together? A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and fifty congressmen? 100 people who don't do dick.
Why don't women wear miniskirts in the winter? 'Cause they would get chapped lips.
What do a cliff jumper and a gay man have in common? If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
What do a black person and Alexander Hamilton have in common?
They both got shot.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.