Common jokes
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
What do a politician and a minister have in common?
Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common?
Both have eight legs.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with David Beckham?
They both dribble.
What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"