Common

Common jokes

Orphan

You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.

Orphan

What do orphans and deaf people have in common?

They can't hear their parents.

Orphan

What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?

They take in 100's of kids.

Orphan

What do emo kids have in common with orphans?

They both depress'd on the inside.

Orphan

What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.

Male

What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?

Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝

Twin Towers

What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.

Orphan

What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?

They have no one to call "Dad."

School

What do inner city schools and databases have in common?

Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.

Way

What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.

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Friend

What do gum and guns have in common?

When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.

Panera Bread

What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?

Panera Sed!

Tit

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.