Common jokes
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
What does Kurt have in common with painters?
They paint walls.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.