Common jokes
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Men and depression have something in common; they’re always talking.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.