Common jokes
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?
They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.