What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
