Common jokes
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What do a black person and Alexander Hamilton have in common?
They both got shot.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast.
When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the "toast god" punchline, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man.
The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them, they disappear.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!