Common

Common Jokes

whats the difference between a bear with a gun and an American Man with a gun?

The bear has common sense not to fire it

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I asked my friend "shouldn't we have 6 senses?" he replied "what is the 6th sense?" "common sense" I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention" never mind" I said.

What do a mole and a eagle have in common? They live under ground except the eagle. Lol. .

what do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common. spit, spit, spit

What does chicken on a plancha and emos have in common. they both are hung