Common jokes
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.