Common

Common Jokes

What do inner city schools and databases have in common?

Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.

What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.

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What do gum and guns have in common?

When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.

What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?

Panera Sed!

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.