Common jokes
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?
They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.