Common jokes
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.