What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
Common Jokes
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
