Common jokes
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.