Common jokes
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.