Common jokes
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
Men and depression have something in common; they’re always talking.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What do women and appliances have in common?
If they don't work, hit them until they work.
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
What do painters and prostitutes have in common?
They're both paid for a good finish.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.