What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?
A: Fu@king close to water!
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common? H: It's similar to shoes. A: White Vans.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common
They have no why home👹
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
