What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
Common Jokes
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?
A: Fu@king close to water!
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
