Common jokes
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?
A: Fu@king close to water!
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.