Common jokes
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.