Comedy jokes

These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.

Spongebob: 9 letters

Squarepants: 11 letters

Spongebob did 9/11.

What goes hahaha bonk?

A man laughing his head off.

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it leaves and never comes back...

When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!

"DEEZ NUTS"

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Atch.

Atch who?

Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?

I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.

I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...

But it’s quite pointless.

Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.

Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.

My friend: What’s wrong?

Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂

Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.

What do jokes serve for dessert?

I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.

I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.

Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.

Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."

Actor 2: "Where's the b?"

Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"

I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.

Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂

Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.

Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.

I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.