Comedy jokes
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: Whatโs wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol๐๐คฃ๐
I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.
Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
Memes
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...
But itโs quite pointless.
When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back...
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny ๐ and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work ๐!
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! ๐
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.