Comedy jokes

These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

"DEEZ NUTS"

What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.

I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.

I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.

I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!

Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?

Because you are looking a little bit GaY.

Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.

I guess they're whore-ible.

Dark humor is like water.

Some people get it, others don't.

What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?

A ventriloquist.

I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.

Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Atch.

Atch who?

Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?

I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.

Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.

My friend: What’s wrong?

Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂

Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."

Actor 2: "Where's the b?"

Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"

Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.

What do jokes serve for dessert?

I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...

But it’s quite pointless.