Comedy jokes
I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back...
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
"DEEZ NUTS"
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.