Comedy

Comedy Jokes

A puma was making another puma laugh that puma that was laughing said “Stop making me laugh I’m gonna puma pants”

Kid: my parents want to meet you, you wanna come over. Orphan: Na I’m good, I’m going to watch home alone, it’s the only movie that I can think of that’s related to me.

Go up to your friend and say: “It smells like updog.” They will likely reply: “What’s updog?” To which you reply: “Nothing much, what about you?”

Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh? Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.