Comedy jokes

These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.

Why can't an orphan live peacefully?

Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.

Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.

I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Atch.

Atch who?

Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?

Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.

Spongebob: 9 letters

Squarepants: 11 letters

Spongebob did 9/11.

When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!

I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...

But it’s quite pointless.

Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

What goes hahaha bonk?

A man laughing his head off.

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it leaves and never comes back...

"DEEZ NUTS"

What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.

Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.

My friend: What’s wrong?

Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂

Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."

Actor 2: "Where's the b?"

Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"

Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.

What do jokes serve for dessert?

I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.

I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.

I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.

Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂

Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.

Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.

I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.