Comedy jokes

I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.

The only time rape jokes are okay; is when they aren't forced.

Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"

Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!

Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?

Snover1: There's snow in the way.

Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.

Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!

"AAAAARRRGGH!!"

Squirtle: Who is that?

Snover2: That is Snow.

Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!

Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!

"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"

"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"

Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!

You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.

What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.

That joke didn't land well, did it?

I dated a furry once.

The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.

Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂

Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.

Nah c'mon guys, we don't let jokes like this fly around here.

My dick.

What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?

Nothing, he had no friends.

A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.

Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.

Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.

All these jokes are all plane.

My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.

Me: But they're not that long.

What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?

"We are Pickle Ricks!"