Comedy jokes
How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake?
"Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
YOOOO,PAUSE💀
The only time rape jokes are funny is never.
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING YouTuber! (I can't believe he is still alive!)
I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass.
Only a genius can say this.
I am stupid.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
Helen Keller walked into a bar.
Then a table.
Then a chair.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
Look in the mirror. There's a joke for you.
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.