Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mama
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes. I guess they're whoreibble
Sans: "Like, I'm so *fLaBbErGaStErEd*." Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
My mom told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.
What did one chair say to the other? "I'm so bummed out!"
What’s a Asians worst nightmare a tree
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh how did I survive. Fortunately being her husband I was the 1 person she wasn't fucking.
you so fat
when you stepped on the scale
Buzz Lightyear came out and said
“to INFINITY and beyond”
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still cant cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still cant f*ck."
my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels
Your hair line goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there
how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!!!
I wold tell you a time travel joke but you did not like it
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
789
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: CUZ I JUST BIT MY TOUNG!!! (Drama scene)
What show do gay men watch?
2 and a Half Men!
Lol at this one fellas! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's an indians favorite store?
Red dot
