Comedy jokes
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Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
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My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
Who is the least young Dave?
Dave-on.
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
I would tell you a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy.
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?
Getting her husband's voice just right.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.