Comedy jokes
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
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Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
Once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shellerious.
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.