Comedy jokes
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
This joke is unavailable due to the National Period of Mourning. Please return to this page on the 19th of September.
R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II. 1926-2022.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
Who is the least young Dave?
Dave-on.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?
Getting her husband's voice just right.
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.