A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"
Penguin Sex Confirmation
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you smoothbrain. The guy thought his friend was lying about sleeping with a nun. But it turns out the friend was just being honest about porking a penguin. You probably don't know that penguins kinda look like nuns with their black and white feathers. You're probably a furry dude.
Comments (1)
Anonymous
Had to read it a few times to understand. Very funny!