Comedy jokes
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!
"DEEZ NUTS"
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back...
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.