Comedy jokes
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
Cooper is funny.
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
Funny.
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
What is the best way to end a cookbook?
And that’s a wrap!
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.