what does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in comen? you can tune a piano but you can't piano a tuna? but what about the glue said bob I ? new you would get stuck on that
We should not stop orphan jokes . They r funny a fuck.
What’s a Muslims favorite Car? A Citroën C4.
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Why did the boy shoot the clock? he wanted to kill time.
Some dude called me a tool
So later I got hammered and nailed his gf.
Guess he was right :/
credit to funnydude from laugh factory website lol
Josh:tell me something funny Mark:my life
what is a Russian joke
something that will be funny for Russian people
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism, Jimothy
The world is a freaking rape joke
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze
because theres too many ears
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex? She closes the car door
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
...YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
bro stop u guys r saying the same jokes over and over if ur gonna tell a 9/11 joke just go lagh about the great thumps
im autistic and i find these so funny
I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus but I decided to abort
I would slap you but that would be animal abuse (▼へ▼メ) (▼へ▼メ) (▼へ▼メ) (▼へ▼メ)
Me and my friend were duck hunting. He shot 5 ducks in one shot. Then he shot by accident and yelled "DUCK!" then "MOTHERDUCKER!". Then ducks came down and one by one bit him.
What starts with s and ends with erm? SuperM. This means both matrix and master so take out the u and then you just get master. When you think of sperm you think of porn. If your a master at something your also a star at it. So you get porn star.
