Comedy

Comedy jokes

Son: Mom, what's dark humor?

Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

Son: Mom, I'm blind.

Mom: Exactly.

Once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shellerious.

A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"

Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)

So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.

What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?

An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.