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Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.

I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.

The twin towers: No, it won't.

I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.

What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.

Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.

Spongebob: 9 letters

Squarepants: 11 letters

Spongebob did 9/11.

Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.

One day little Jonny is in class. It is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids, so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid, stand up." Little Jonny stood up.

The teacher asked him, "Why do you think you're stupid?" Little Jonny said, "I don't think I am stupid."

Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied, "I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone."

Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.