Comedy jokes
The wine taster at an old vineyard died. A homeless guy, looking ragged and dirty, came to apply. He persuaded the manager to give him a try.
The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped, and spit. “It's a red wine, Merlot, three years old, grown on the South Slope and matured in oak barrels,” he said. "Impressive," said the manager.
The man is given another. “Still a red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, from the Northeast slope, stored in steel vats.”
The manager was amazed. He winked at his secretary. The secretary understood and brought out a glass of urine. The drunkard tasted it and said, “It's a blond, 27 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don't get this job, I'll tell who the father is!”
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.
Me: But they're not that long.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
These jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative!
I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.
If you don't like my suicidal jokes, sorry man, didn't know it cut that deep.
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!
Deez nutz!