Comedy jokes

*JMC*

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"Gwen"

Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.

Me: I need a good roast.

My friend: Take me!

Why do I tell bad jokes?

I'm a lesbian.

Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...

I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.

What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.

When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!

Deez nutz!

Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.

Spongebob: 9 letters

Squarepants: 11 letters

Spongebob did 9/11.

Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.

One day little Jonny is in class. It is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids, so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid, stand up." Little Jonny stood up.

The teacher asked him, "Why do you think you're stupid?" Little Jonny said, "I don't think I am stupid."

Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied, "I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone."

Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.

Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)

I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.

POV: You liked this joke because you're straight.

9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.

Guess the joke.

Your girlfriend.

Son: Mom, what's dark humor?

Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

Son: Mom, I'm blind.

Mom: Exactly.

What sort of movies do cows like to watch?

Moosicals!

Once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shellerious.