Comedy jokes
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend."
The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better."
"Thanks Dad," the son says.
The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
A man walks into a magic forest, when he stumbles upon a talking tree and tries to cut it down. The tree says, "You can't cut me down, I'm a talking tree!" The man replies, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
Orphans got me like: 😂
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
My friend: "Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it's not funny."
Me: "C'mon it's not that deep."
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."