Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Some people think incest jokes are funny.
I just think it's all relative.
I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. đđ
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats," but none of them touch the man's penis and say "well done?"
You do 1 line, you're not a crackhead. You drink 1 beer, you're not an alcoholic. But I murder 1 person...
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
Nah c'mon guys, we don't let jokes like this fly around here.
I thought it was polite to open the door for a lady, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
Can orphans go to a family restaurant?
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didnât know, âwhatâs upâ and âhow are you doingâ are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that theyâre said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
Why do you call a priest a father? Because calling them daddy would be too sus.
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.
What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.
Priests are called father because it would be suspicious to call him daddy.
What is a threesome with 3 guys?
Gay sex and a witness.
It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
