Social norms

Social Norms Jokes

People

Some people think incest jokes are funny.

I just think it's all relative.

Incest

I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏

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  • Pregnancy

    Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats," but none of them touch the man's penis and say "well done?"

    Murder

    You do 1 line, you're not a crackhead. You drink 1 beer, you're not an alcoholic. But I murder 1 person...

    Memes

    Human

    I guess all humans are bisexual because it’s “the default”

    A post on a social media platform with the title "Normal" and an emoji of a waste bin. There are two comments below. One user named Lex suggests that there is no normal, only a majority. The second user named A Wild Bean suggests that bisexuality is the human default.

    School

    Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?

    Plane

    I thought it was polite to open the door for a lady, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

    Guy

    I was 11 or 12 at the time.

    Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...

    If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.

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  • Priest

    Why do you call a priest a father? Because calling them daddy would be too sus.

    Rape

    What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.

    Priest

    Priests are called father because it would be suspicious to call him daddy.

    Dwarf

    It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."

    Autistic kid

    What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.

    Cancer

    I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)

    Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!

    Dick

    A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."