Comedy jokes

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I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?

He left him hanging.

I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Who.

Who who.

It is an owl!

I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.

The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.

Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!

"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"

I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.

What type of people think rape jokes are funny?

Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂

I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.

Because I am an orphan.

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

Home Alone.

789.

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.

"Dees nutz, got 'em!"

"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."

"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."

Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.

I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.

Nah c'mon guys, we don't let jokes like this fly around here.

Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.

Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.