Comedy jokes

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?

Spaghett-hehe.

Two Asian people have a black baby.

Something wrong.

Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?

Snoopy Dog.

I don't know what to write here, just like...

Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"

Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"

God says, "You are what you are."

Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."

I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.

What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?

Hot wheels!

What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.

When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.

What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠

Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.

What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?

A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.

I love making jokes about orphans!

What are they going to do, tell their parents?

A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.

If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!

All these suicide jokes are f***ing killing me.

I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.

The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.

An orphan? We no jokes.

Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.

Joke start.

Punchline!

I rate it 9/11.