Comedy jokes
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
All these suicide jokes are f***ing killing me.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
Joke start.
Punchline!
I rate it 9/11.
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
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R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II. 1926-2022.
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!