Comedian Jokes

What would Bill Cosby be if he was white

Innocent

What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger having common

Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked

Who is the least young Dave Daveon

BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a JOKE every day of the year

I’d make a Kobe joke it just wouldn’t land right

So I bus crashes killing everyone on the bus and god feels so bad that he gives each one a wish so the first person comes up and she wants to be beautiful so god makes her beautiful and she goes into heaven next person comes up and he says I want to be beautiful as well as the last man in the back begins laughing a little so this goes on everyone becoming beautiful until god asked the last person what they want and he said I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again! so god had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted

if you dont like the video in 10 second james charles will sleep with you tonight

What do you call a funny rapper?

A PUN-ISHER

Who tells the best chicken jokes? Comedi-hens!

can a guy in a wheelchair be a stand up comedian?

When you ask your friend'Can I hear a joke. ̈ ̈Sure ̈ ̈What do orphans and orange peels have the same. ̈ ̈What? ̈ ̈They both get thrown out

Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes. What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers? Mr. Mime! [Most liked joke in worldwide]

They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian. -- Well they're not laughing now!

why disable people do not like comedians? bcoz they do stand up

Knock, knock. (Whose there?) Bill Cosby. (Bill Cosby who?) Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.

My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke and i burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand up comedian.

what do u call a war dodo named bob in ww2 and he came from mars , BRUNO MARS

I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣

Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it clap your hands Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏 Comedian: WTF bros Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?