Comedian Jokes

When you ask your friend'Can I hear a joke. ̈ ̈Sure ̈ ̈What do orphans and orange peels have the same. ̈ ̈What? ̈ ̈They both get thrown out

Who tells the best chicken jokes? Comedi-hens!

They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian. -- Well they're not laughing now!

what do u call a war dodo named bob in ww2 and he came from mars , BRUNO MARS

I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣

Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist

Apparently Steven Hawkins was a stand up kind of guy

Did you hear about the terrorist comedian? He was actually quite funny... He just blew the delivery.

(I'll show myself out)

My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke

I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.

what does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? a stand up comedian

what do u call a cutta with ginger hair? Flinn Taylor

You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'

you failed hellen kellers speech class? its okay shes not a very good speaker.

These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian and I know how to BAKEon breakfast

2 jokes in a row babyyyyy

Me: I want to be a stand up comedian Friend: You have to be able to stand up

Trying to make jokes in 2020- 2021 be like:

Comedian : When she went infront of the tv it took an hour till you can see the screen again.

Adiance : Why you gotta be so offensive

Comedian : Im not tr-

Aidiance : Oh so now your trying to debate?

Comedian : I-

Adiance : Now your acting racist?!

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: You're doing standup tonight right?* Noob Joker (you): *Yes I am!* Owner: Get onto the stage Me: *walks up stage* Owner: this is the standup comedian noobpro Me: HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT SOME DONALD TRUMP Crowd: *RUNS*