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BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
Who is the least young Dave?
Dave-on.
So, a bus crashes, killing everyone on the bus, and God feels so bad that He gives each one a wish.
The first person comes up, and she wants to be beautiful, so God makes her beautiful, and she goes into Heaven. The next person comes up, and he says, "I want to be beautiful as well." As this goes on, the last man in the back begins laughing a little, everyone becoming beautiful, until God asked the last person what they want, and he said, "I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again!" So God had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted.
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes. What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers? Mr. Mime! [Most liked joke in worldwide]
can a guy in a wheelchair be a stand up comedian?
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke and i burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand up comedian.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist.
Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it, clap your hands.
Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏
Comedian: WTF bros!
Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?
