Comedian jokes
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist.
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
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1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun. Now it’s an assault rifle.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it, clap your hands.
Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏
Comedian: WTF bros!
Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
Wait, isn't this Sans' job to make a joke?
The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.