I was a sit down comedian then i try to stand up I felled
I wished i stayed in the wheelchair.
what do you call a stand up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?????????????
jimmy does stand up comedy he says “what do you call an orangutang”
jake replies “YOU” then everyone including the teacher laughs jimmy cries
LOL
My boss said she would’ve loved to meet bill Cosby as a child. I don’t get why im getting arrested, I was just making sure he dream came true
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out
- I think you ́re EGGcellent. + Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you`re a EGGxtraordinary comedian. - Really? Are you done yet?. + Are you kidding? a have a DOZEN of them.
What do you call a black comedian? Dark Humor
A very rich and famous comedian walked in to a Russian bar and asked for a vodka, but the bar man (a big fan of his) answered to him: - This vodka isn't good enough for you. - If it is good enough for you it is gudonov for me!
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke
wait isnt this sans job to make a joke?
I'd tell you a Kobe joke But I am afraid It wouldnt land well
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun now it’s an assault rifle
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spen the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
I wasn't gonna tell another emo joke but I don't want to leave anyone hanging.
What do you call a deer who is funny Diralious
what do you call a gay scientist? stephen hawqueen.
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice
tommyinnit is a joke
If Hitler was a comedian, He would use laughing gas
