bradley
I was a sit down comedian then i try to stand up I felled
I wished i stayed in the wheelchair.
What is Santa Claus and Bill Cosby having in common? They both come while you’re asleep
My boss said she would’ve loved to meet bill Cosby as a child. I don’t get why im getting arrested, I was just making sure he dream came true
what do you call a stand up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?????????????
jimmy does stand up comedy he says “what do you call an orangutang”
jake replies “YOU” then everyone including the teacher laughs jimmy cries
LOL
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out
wait isnt this sans job to make a joke?
- I think you ́re EGGcellent. + Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you`re a EGGxtraordinary comedian. - Really? Are you done yet?. + Are you kidding? a have a DOZEN of them.
A very rich and famous comedian walked in to a Russian bar and asked for a vodka, but the bar man (a big fan of his) answered to him: - This vodka isn't good enough for you. - If it is good enough for you it is gudonov for me!
Trying to make jokes in 2020- 2021 be like:
Comedian : When she went infront of the tv it took an hour till you can see the screen again.
Adiance : Why you gotta be so offensive
Comedian : Im not tr-
Aidiance : Oh so now your trying to debate?
Comedian : I-
Adiance : Now your acting racist?!
What do you call a black comedian? Dark Humor
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke
I'd tell you a Kobe joke But I am afraid It wouldnt land well
What do you call a deer who is funny Diralious
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spen the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun now it’s an assault rifle
what do you call a gay scientist? stephen hawqueen.
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice
