Apparently Steven Hawkins was a stand up kind of guy
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian? He was actually quite funny... He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out)
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
what does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? a stand up comedian
what do u call a cutta with ginger hair? Flinn Taylor
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
you failed hellen kellers speech class? its okay shes not a very good speaker.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian and I know how to BAKEon breakfast
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon. 3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.” 4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. 5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river. 6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils. 7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope. 8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves. 9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match. 10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. 11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”). 12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted. 13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff. 14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat. 15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball. 16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing. 17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
Me: I want to be a stand up comedian Friend: You have to be able to stand up
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: You're doing standup tonight right?* Noob Joker (you): *Yes I am!* Owner: Get onto the stage Me: *walks up stage* Owner: this is the standup comedian noobpro Me: HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT SOME DONALD TRUMP Crowd: *RUNS*
If you are disabled and a comedian is it called stand down or sit up?
Orange you glad you are not a comedian.
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE
My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting
A handicapped person tells a good joke,but he cant be a stand up comedian😂😂😂
The best way to enjoy port arthur is to shoot through- a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
No Matter How Hard i try i Will never be a Stand up Comedian
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