Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
What is the difference between Kanye And Hitler Hitler knew when his career was over
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a JOKE every day of the year
Who is the least young Dave Daveon
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger having common
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun. Now it’s an assault rifle.
why disable people do not like comedians? bcoz they do stand up
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white
Innocent
Knock, knock. (Whose there?) Bill Cosby. (Bill Cosby who?) Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
I’d make a Kobe joke it just wouldn’t land right
