A middle eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show, he starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
a blind comedian walks into a room or did he dun dun dun
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abajo.
Abajo who?
I have abajo of water with me.
The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up Johnny said when he grows up hes going to be A motherfuking Hustler he's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a rolls- Royce and he's also going to have apartment in the City where his side bitch is going to live he's going to buy her expensive jewelry whatever she wants cars diamonds clothes shoes the teacher didn't know what to say so she calls on Sally what do you want to be when you grow up? Sally said I want to be Johnny's bitch.
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people? What’s up.
where do you find the best comedians? in the funny farm!
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke-up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey".
I maybe not that gppd with puns on this site but I got a SKELE-TON of jokes. Hey what's the matter pal, is there something crawling UNDER your skin
How u know if a comedian is high. Comedian: Why did the wings cross the road? To get to chicken.
Friend: If u don't like my bad jokes I will tell some stand up comedy. Me: But u are not standing:)
Everyone gangster till Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx
Howard stern rules biotches!
What do u call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
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