tommyinnit is a joke
If Hitler was a comedian, He would use laughing gas
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt. 18. What caused the Great depression? A lack of comedians.
bippidy boppidy boo Bill Cosby is coming for you
heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
If you humped a whale, it would humpback. -Gabriel Sanchez
Why does Steven hawkings only do one liners?
Cause he can’t do stand up
what's the difference between me and bill Cosby
I haven't been caught.
sydney drake is hot ⛓🖤🥺😩
cooper is funny
What is the difference between Kanye And Hitler Hitler knew when his career was over
Hey I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive, unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you at least.
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and i asked him "why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time i perform people tell me I need new material."
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker
Some of the best comedians mimic people. I mimic my shadow.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common? Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
*I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.― Steven Wright
Some dude called me a tool
So later I got hammered and nailed his gf.
Guess he was right :/
credit to funnydude from laugh factory website lol
A clown held a door open for me, I thought it was a nice jester
