bippidy boppidy boo Bill Cosby is coming for you
If you humped a whale, it would humpback. -Gabriel Sanchez
Why does Steven hawkings only do one liners?
Cause he can’t do stand up
Hey I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive, unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you at least.
what's the difference between me and bill Cosby
I haven't been caught.
sydney drake is hot ⛓🖤🥺😩
cooper is funny
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker
Some of the best comedians mimic people. I mimic my shadow.
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common? Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
*I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.― Steven Wright
A clown held a door open for me, I thought it was a nice jester
why didn't the Japanese guy a high five? logan paul left him hanging
My friend told me an emo joke once and I said ̈emo jokes aren ́t funny, cut it out ̈
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
You really can't call Starlin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die
My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult she had kids. When they were old enough she told them you could be whatever you want...
Some dude called me a tool
So later I got hammered and nailed his gf.
Guess he was right :/
credit to funnydude from laugh factory website lol
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
1 "Knock knock"
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist"
2 "Interrupting..."
1 "Muon!!!"
